Button Factory

Hi
My name is Joe
And I work
At
A button factory
I've got a wife, and a dog, and family
One day
My boss came up to me
He said, "Hi Joe,
Are you busy?" I said "No."
Push the button with your left hand.

...Push the button with your right hand.

...Push the button with your left foot.

...Push the button with your right foot.

...Push the button with your head.

...Push the button with your tongue.

Hi
My name is Joe
And I work
At
A button factory
I've got a wife and dog and a family
One day
My boss came up to me
He said, "Hi Joe
Are you busy?" I said "Yes!"

Buffalo Song

Out on the windswept desert
Where nature knows no man
A buffalo spied his brother
A-lying in the sand
Said the buffalo to his brother:
"What makes you lie that way?"
But the buffalo didn't answer
He's been dead since way last May
Since way last May

Brass Rings

I like to catch brass rings on the merry-go-round
The merry-go-round that's me
Some like to play croquet
Or embroider
Or crochet
But I like to participate in my own way
I like the hobbly horse on the merry-go-round
The one that goes up and down
And my sweetie in the rear
Says I ride like Paul Revere
On the merry, the merry-go-round
This is the last time
The merry, the merry-go-round
I fooled you that time
The merry, the merry-go-round.

A Boy and a Girl

A boy and a girl in a little canoe
With the moon shinin' all around
They paddled and paddled
For miles and miles
Couldn't even hear a sound

They talked and they talked till the moon grew dim
The boy said you better kiss me or get out and swim
Well what you gonna do in a little canoe
With the moon shinin' all a-
Boy swimmin' all a-
Girl paddling all around.

Bow-Legged Chicken

I'm a bow-legged chicken
I'm a knock-kneed hen
Never been so happy since I don't know when
I walk with a wiggle and a squiggle and a squawk
Doing the Tennessee wig-walk.

Boom Chicka Boom

I said a boom chick a boom

I said a boom chick a boom

I said a boom chick a rock a chick a rock a chick a boom

Uh huh

Oh yeah

One more time

Janitor style

I said a broom sweep a broom

I said a broom sweep a broom

I said a broom sweep a mop a sweep a mop a sweep a broom

Uh huh

Oh yeah

One more time

Astronaut style

I said a blast me to the moon

I said a blast me to the moon

I said a blast me shoot me blast me shoot me blast me to the moon

Uh huh

Oh yeah

One more time

Flowergirl style

I said a bloom chick a bloom

I said a bloom chick a bloom

I said a bloom and grow and bloom and grow

Uh huh

Oh yeah

One more time

____________ syle (underwater, dj, valley girl, boy scout, girl scout...the possiblities are endless)

Parent/counselor style is typically the last verse

I said a go to your room/tent

I said a go to your room/tent

I said a go to your go to your go to your room/tent

Uh huh

Oh yeah

You're grounded.

Taboo

Taboo

E-pah

E-watta watta watta

E-yah

Boo-choo

E-pah

E-chunga chunga chunga

E-yah

Taboo (Spoken)

E-pah (Spoken)

E-watta watta watta

E-yah

Boo-choo (Spoken)

E-pah (Spoken)

E-chunga chunga chunga

E-yah

Taboo

E-pah

E-watta watta watta

E-yah

Boo-choo

E-pah

E-chunga chunga chunga

E-yah