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Um plika plika
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She sat on her hammock
And strummed her guitar
Strummed her guitar
Strummer her guitar
She sat on her hammock
And strummed her guitared
Strummed her guit-a-a-a-ar

*Chorus*

He sat down beside her
And smoked his cigar...

*Chorus*

He told her he loved her
But oh how he lied...

*Chorus*

They were to be married
But somehow she died...

*Chorus*

He went to her funeral
But just for the ride...

*Chorus*

He sat on her tombstone
And laughed till he cried...

*Chorus*

The tombstone fell over
And smish smash he died...

*Chorus*

She went up to heaven
And flip-flop she flied...

*Chorus*

He went down the other way
And sizzled and fried...

*Chorus*

The moral of this story
Is don't trust a guy...

*Chorus*