Bazooka Bubble Gum

My mom gave me a penny
She said go buy a hen-y
But I didn't buy a hen-y
Instead I bought bubble gum
Bazooka zooka bubble gum
Bazooka zooka bubble gum

My mom gave me a nickel
She said go buy a pickle...

My mom gave me a dime
She said go buy a lime...

My mom gave me a quarter
She said go buy some water...

My mom gave me a dollar
She said go buy a collar...

My mom gave me a five
She said go stay alive
But I didn't stay alive
Instead I choked on bubble gum
Bazooka zooka bubble gum
Bazooka zooka bubble gum