Beetles and the Bedbugs

I woke up Sunday morning
And there upon the wall
The beetles and the bedbugs
Were having a game of ball
The score was six to nothing
The beetles were ahead
The bedbugs hit a home run
And knocked me out of bed

*Singing eeny meeny and a miny mo
Catch a bedbug-bedbug by the toe
And if he hollers hollers hollers, let him go
Sing eeny meeny and a miny mo*

I went downstairs for breakfast
I had some ham and eggs
I ate so many pickles
The juice ran down my legs

*Chorus*

I've never been to Harvard
I've never been to Yale
The only place I've ever been
Is good ol' County Jail.

*Chorus*