JMG Song

(with the 2001 additions)

We went to testing camp to see if we could do our best.
To take the wet day fire and to pass the written tests
We spent all summer chopping wood and eating cream of wheat.

*It was really neat.
Repeat.
JMGs are singing to ya
Junior Maine Guides hallelujah
JMGs are singing to ya
Pride of the State of Maine.*

We'd like to paint for each of you a picture more complete
Of the friends we made, the fun we had, the times that can't be beat,
JMG for each of us has really been a treat.

*Chorus*

They filled our coolers full of ice and all our food got wet
The cookies they were soggy when we thought that we were set
The veggie burgers started to stink, it didn't smell so sweet.

*Chorus*

The eggs in the plastic containers, they rotted one by one
We couldn't find the tomato sauce until the meal was done
We improvised, and cried and cried, and thought that we were beat.

*Chorus*

We peed into a hole almost every single day,
But one time Jessye tripped and fell, all along the way
We had to dig the hole deep, so people wouldn't peep.

*Chorus*

We had to finish all our tests before the week was done
We ticked off all our majors, it wasn't really fun
We walked across the field even though we were dead tired
And now we're going to sleep.
Don't repeat.