Sarah the Whale

(I've seen this both as a repeat-after-me song, or just a regular group song)

In Fresno Bay there was a whale

We fed her oysters by the pail

By thimble

By teacup

By bathtub and by schooner

Her name was Sarah and when she smiled

She showed her teeth for miles and miles

And tonsils

And spareribs

And things to fierce to mention

Now what would you do with a whale like that?

What would you do if she sat on your hat?

Or, your toothbrush?

Or, your campers?

Or anything that's useless, like that.